Relatable Jokes and Fails for Poorly Adjusted Adults Who Love to Procrastinate

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    Font - When your "cheat meal" becomes a "cheat life"
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    Font - random wave of anxiety me chillin
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    Metal - Cashier: Wow, what's the occasion? Me: Saturday. Ever heard of it? ONS Sattey
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    Plant - When you land a joke with perfect comedic timing but everyone just ignores you 99 You've reached The House of Unrecognized Talent
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    Forehead - I always think I look really friendly and when really I look like approachable this
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    Font - Adulthood doesn't mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. and mixing them with vodka At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed. And then regretting your decisions the next morning. Because you have to work. and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches. I'M AN ADULT thempress
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    Vertebrate - The moment you realize that, 'Your normal daily lifestyle is called Quarantine'
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    Organism - RUEL @caffeiinated me : i'll do it at 8 time: 8.05 me : looks like i gotta wait till 9 now ww 7:13 AM 4/25/21 Twitter for Android ● ... O -
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    Dog - "I'm gonna take a quick nap" *8 hours later Me confused af:
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    Cat - CHETAMA The one chore I got done today y Me
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    Furniture - Friends: "What are your plans this weekend?"
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    Watch - I want to be alone... with someone else who wants to be alone.
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    Smile - I don't want to be alone, but... I've gotten pretty good at it.
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    Cartoon - my body waiting for me to finally eat my first meal at 5pm
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    Cat - When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
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    Cartoon - me texting people back INSTANTLY after they took 4 hours to reply I MA
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    Food - Me getting a little hungry at midnight.

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